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This might be a stupid question but will people look at you funny if you have a rock hard cock around the pool area during the day? My wife has some naughty bikinis and I’m nervous I’ll be hard and make people feel uncomfortable lol. Has anyone experienced something along these lines or have a funny story about this? Trying to calm myself down before our first trip!

I think you'll be surprised how quickly being in the company of tons of naked women will become "normal" and you won't be sporting wood all day long.

That said, it does happen and it's not a big deal (see what I did there?).

You've basically got two options when you get a pop-up; Think about the Queen or have your SO suck the poison out on the edge of the hot tub (or similar remedy). Problem solved!

I will tell you the analogy that my partner made about 20 years ago and that seems very appropriate to me. "A boner is like a sneeze: unavoidable and shouldn't bother anyone. Of course, if you're sneezing directly into someone else's face, it's clearly inappropriate. It wouldn't be very elegant for you to sniff pepper all the time to sneeze loudly a lot, either."
Being a nudist for 23 years, I can go hours without getting an erection and then suddenly have a firm and lasting one. What I do? Depending on the situation and the place where we are, from nothing at all, letting it go, even asking my partner to help me with her mouth or her hand; Or, if necessary, move to one of the beds in the Jacuzzi lounge.
Desire is to enjoy, not to worry about a petty physiological matter.

Ah.. to be young and have such problems... I recall those days fondly. Now where are my pills?

yungfuncouple wrote:This might be a stupid question but will people look at you funny if you have a rock hard cock around the pool area during the day? My wife has some naughty bikinis and I’m nervous I’ll be hard and make people feel uncomfortable lol. Has anyone experienced something along these lines or have a funny story about this? Trying to calm myself down before our first trip!

I guess it depends on what you consider a funny look?

You are going to see rock hard cock’s, if you make someone uncomfortable with your’s they probably should not be there.

I wouldn’t worry about it, you are going to a place where a hard cock is a good thing!

At nudist resorts, you typically have your "purists" who frown on erections. You'll find that doesn't apply at Desire as long as you're around the hot tub. Happens all the time. At the pool, it's less common but we see it every time we go. No big deal. Let your freak flag fly!

...and, WHY IS YOUR WIFE WEARING A BIKINI????? Get that off!!

aak8es wrote:...and, WHY IS YOUR WIFE WEARING A BIKINI????? Get that off!!

I know you are just being funny but sexy bikinis - to me - are sexier than full nude and actually MORE likely to get me going.

I know you are just being funny but sexy bikinis - to me - are sexier than full nude and actually MORE likely to get me going.

You're not talking about the bikini that appears on your avatar, are you? That's about as far from a "sexy bikini" as you can see on Desire.

Personally, both my partner and I prefer full nudity, although we apreciate an ultra small and revealing bikini bottom. ¡Absolutely nothing over the boobs, please!

I have many, but they are usually not accidental.

gaviao wrote:

I know you are just being funny but sexy bikinis - to me - are sexier than full nude and actually MORE likely to get me going.

You're not talking about the bikini that appears on your avatar, are you? That's about as far from a "sexy bikini" as you can see on Desire.

Gee thanks. I'll tell my wife that you weren't impressed.

Accidental implies that you can control when it happens. If you can, good for you, but I surely can't. It's like breathing or your heart beating, it just happens.

TandD wrote:

gaviao wrote:

I know you are just being funny but sexy bikinis - to me - are sexier than full nude and actually MORE likely to get me going.

You're not talking about the bikini that appears on your avatar, are you? That's about as far from a "sexy bikini" as you can see on Desire.

Gee thanks. I'll tell my wife that you weren't impressed.

Wow! How rude?!?! We thought that crap
Didn’t happen at desire!! We think the pic is hot, and I personally agree with you!! I think leaving just a tad bit to the imagination is way sexier.

Slb wrote:Wow! How rude?!?! We thought that crap Didn’t happen at desire!! We think the pic is hot, and I personally agree with you!! I think leaving just a tad bit to the imagination is way sexier.

It didn't happen at Desire! It happened with the commenter hiding behind his/her keyboard.

TandD wrote:

gaviao wrote:

I know you are just being funny but sexy bikinis - to me - are sexier than full nude and actually MORE likely to get me going.

You're not talking about the bikini that appears on your avatar, are you? That's about as far from a "sexy bikini" as you can see on Desire.

Gee thanks. I'll tell my wife that you weren't impressed.

TBH we have always enjoyed your avatar.