Not sure which trip this is from. It was the last night of the trip. We were in the disco, Pimp n ho night. (made up for our take over group). A sexy cpl cornered us and said they had been trying to get with us all week. So we danced, had fun, hit it off and went back to our room. On the way back, a guy called to me and said, "Hey, so you're going to church?" I had no idea what he was talking about.
Back at the room. Foreplay started. I made Mrs. Othercouple squirt. A first for her. Then as both couples got going, it was the loudest thing I ever heard! My wife under the attentions of Mr. Othercouple was screaming her lungs out. And, now Mrs. Othercouple was screaming "OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!"
So I figured out what going to church was.
Unfortunately for the poor couple next door, he had thrown his back out and was in excruciating pain all week. They had to listen to all this. The next morning she just looked at us and said "Really?"