Our first time....report

[RandT1]

Long time swingers, first time to Desire. Did it meet our expectations....yes! It is just as advertised, you make it what you want.

On the plus side:
The staff is amazing, they work so hard to make sure you have a great time.

The Food, better than we expected, you can't miss with either of the three choices.

The Jacuzzi Lounge, pure off the hook fun, getting busy on the beds with spouse, or friends....can't beat that anywhere.

The Disco, loved it, raised dance floor can be a challenge when crowded.

Beach beds..did not make it over to them, will do that next trip

THE BOOZE IS WATERED DOWN.....MAKE NO MISTAKE. WHICH WE FEEL IS A PLUS CONSIDERING HOW MUCH YOU DRINK IN ONE DAY. WE SAW A BARTENDER PICK UP TWO "NEW" BOTTLES AND NEITHER ONE WAS SEALED. WE DID TWO SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND THEY BOTH WERE NOT EVEN CLOSE....MAKES FOR A LONGER DAY AND MORE FUN

On the Down side:
No coffee in our room to use with the coffee maker

Poor lighting in the bathrooms, wife caught hell with the makeup

The lack of pool chairs, Daniel will go out of his way to find you one, but....

The pool needs to be larger, and with better filtration, if you look at the water, well.....the high usage leaves a nice oil sheen and hair surface.

One "Veteran" Desire goer was acting like the "Da Man" at the Disco, hugging, grabbing women without an introduction or his wife in tow....low class tool.

Overall take: Alot depends on the crowd you encounter. The mood changes as the guests come and go. Some people do tend to form small "groups" they only hang with. Others are out going and mix and mingle with everyone. Nudity.....All shapes, all sizes, it's all good. Really, those who wore bottoms did seem odd and out of place, but no one really cared. Don't worry about how your junk looks, it is like everyone else's....

Would we go back again: Hell yes, you can party stupid, relax, people watch, or any combo....sexy partners all around and a staff that is off the hook...our vacation was "What a f**king week!" Yummy fun.

[pelagiccouple]

Thank you Thank you !