Ok Ron I'm with you now, I read something about the American english here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_English
It's still very hard for me to conversate and write in english, because I only use business english in some cases, all I know is school-level with some computer-related additionals. The most important vocables I learned at Desire My favorites in the meantime are: scrotum (but thats latin), goose bumps, foreskin and the phrase "ants in the pants"
But anyway, let's met us at Desire's beach. Paulina and me will catch a ticket for you (without tipping)