First some important background information. My wife and I have only been to a LS club 4 times and all times we were only with each other and being voyeurs. Going into this trip, our rules were no penetration on my part, no cock on her part and girl/girl for her or myself with her and another were ok. For the record, these were all her rules and yes guys, the women make all the rules here. So, here we go.....
Our passion suite had free private round trip service which we really enjoyed. We were met outside by our coordinator with a sign with our names on it. Once in the private Suburban, we were handed 2 waters and she had a beer. The driver was very polite and conversational which made the 20 minute drive go quickly. Upon arrival we were whisked away to a secluded area away from the other visitors, I am guessing it was a suite thing. I immediately told Axel and another gentlemen that we did not want the time share pitch and the were happy to oblige. We were given a shot of tequila each, and for whatever reason, it no kidding closed my throat up. All I could think was that they were going to have to do an emergency tracheotomy on me. Scared the crap out of my wife and I. After getting some water down I was fine. I have had more than my fare share of tequila and never had an issue. From here, Jorge our butler came and took us to our room. It was absolutely stunning with the large hot tub and ocean view. We felt like we had died and gone to heaven.
Once we unpacked and changed we headed to the buffet where we had lunch and met up with some of our Amarillo, Texas group that we met online in a yahoo group. The food was good and the drinks were better. We were drinking margaritas like it was no one's business. After lunch it was suggested that we go to the hot tub. This is when all of the rules were thrown out of the window.
By the time we got up to the hot tub, I was well beyond buzzed and more drunk off of my butt. We were all in the hot tub when my wife and another wife began flirting so I did what any self respecting husband would do and asked for a kiss by both of them They were both more than happy to oblige and the other wife told us there was a bed open so up we went. The 3 of us were having fun when another wife arrived and asked to join in. The next thing I know I am being played with by 3 women, then one of the wives layed my wife back and went to town on her while the other layed me down and did the same. Then she straddled me. I looked at my wife questioning it and she said go for it. Much to her surprise she was beyond turned on by it. Once my wife and the other wife finished, I was still enjoying wife #3. I heard my wife talking to another man about how turned on they were by what we were doing. Once we finished, I learned the other man was her husband. Also, this was the first time that my wife had another woman do oral on her, which she absolutely loved by the way.
That night was uneventful for the most part. We had dinner with another couple that we had met online, went to the disco and were not real impressed and left. The reason for not being impressed was that for such a small place the music was loud enough to fill a football stadium with so talking to anyone was out. We met up again with the Amarillo crew and had some late night tacos, BLT's and pizza then went to our beach bed where she and I went at it agan. Quite the first start of the day.
Here we go with day 2. It was a rather quiet and docile day until several of us went to the ocean. There was some casual flirting with the same group from yesterday when a couple from breathless wandered over. 4 of us went to a beach bed while one from our group began having fun with the female from breathless. My wife and I along with the other couples husband and wife were watching the action when I told my wife and the other wife that they should blow the husband from breathless whose wife was having fun with the other husband. The women happily agreed and totally surprised the other husband. After watching my wife blow the guy I decided my wife's fantasy of a MFM was to happen. Bear in mind she never wanted another mans cock in her mouth but decided to do it. Later that night we headed to the hot tub. The breathless couple snuck in and we were all in the hot tub together drinking and having a good time. About midnight, once we had a birthday shot for the Mrs., she suggested we go back to our room to the hot tub. Only the breathless couple joined. We were on the balcony when my wife began to stroke his cock then went down on him. At which point the other woman started in on me. After about 15 minutes on the balcony we decided to head to the hot tub. There my wife was again give a blow job to Mr. B and Mrs. B was doing the same to me until my wife began to ride him. This promted Mrs. B to follow suit and water was splashing everywhere. In my wildest dreams I would have never imagined how hot it was to have another man f**king my wife or my wife blowing another man, but it turned me on beyond belief. The night ended around 3:00 am.
Day 3 was not good. All of the fun in the sun left my wife with 2nd to 3rd degree burns on her shoulders and chest to the point that she had sun poisoning. She only came out at night for dinner and it was back inside the room and out of concern and respect for my wife, I only left for food all day. The rest of the trip was like this for us because she was just not recovering very well.
On day 4 we did have a special candle light dinner by the pool which was awesome. After dinner we went back to the room where we had a stripper waiting. I have seen better strip routines but what happened during it was amazing. Bear in mind, the female stripper was for none other than my wife. So the stripper went down on my wife and used a toy to get her off then another first happened. My wife went down on a women for the first time ever in her life. She said she enjoyed it but doesn't know if she will do it again.
Day 5 was in the pool all day with some casual kissing and fingering but nothing much more than that. Oh and my wife was the sushi buffet table, that was kinda cool. Here's the weird thing, my wife and I had another tequila shot together and this time it was her throat that closed up just like mine only she went into a panic attack. It took her about 20 minutes or so to recover just like me. With regards to our dinner choices, we were only eating at the buffet because the food choices were better.
Day 6 was go home day some my wife and I used the warm ocean breeze to enjoy each other one last time before we left.
So that's it folks. The entire report. We chose not to do the Theme nights because it was so hot and my wife overheats really easily so I cannot report on those. We did see plenty of people dressed up for it and they looked amazing. For those body conscience folks, don't even worry. My wife and I are both heavy for our body types and that was not an issue. We saw the fitness bunch, the snooty bunch, the happy go lucky bunch and the heavy old bunch. Everyone was accepting of everyone.....except the snooty ones but that's their problem. The rest of us enjoyed talking to each other. Just be yourselves and the rest will work itself out.
I am not a great writer so I hope you enjoy the review. More importantly, if you go to Desire, I hope your trip is much better than mine......and mine was pretty damn awesome.