TandD wrote:Yikes! As was stated, there's generic Cancun - meaning all the places you can get to when you fly into that airport, and then there's Cancun proper. Most likely, he's going to some resort in Cancun proper so you are *probably* okay on that front. Are you on the same flight though? If you are at the airport at the same time, he's going to want to share transport probably. That could be tricky.
If that happens, you might say that you have scheduled a tour of Tulum and the shuttle is picking you up at the airport so you can't join.
The biggest problem is he's going to ask you which resort you are staying at. If you happen to pick the same one he's at, you are screwed - and not in the good way. I would pick a couple of resorts in Cancun and have their names ready in your head and then ask him where he's going first. When he answers, you tell him you are going to one of the one's he didn't name that you picked. Make sure it's an AI so you have no reason to leave the resort and meet up. If he suggests meeting up anyway, just explain that you are there to get away from business and your wife would kill you if you did anything but sit at the pool bar and relax.
When he wants to compare notes, just say you had a great time, the bar was great and you just sat and sunned. Maybe say you went to Coco Bongo one night and it was crazy wild. To steer away from details, make up a story about these two girls who were making out by the bar and everyone was cheering them on. From what I understand, that place is big enough and crazy enough, you could both be there at the same time and it would be plausible that you would not see each other.
The ultimate risk is that he's doing the same thing to you - hiding his visit to Desire. If that happens, just go up to his wife in the hot tub, pick her up and take her over to a jacuzzi bed and have your way with her. You've now established your dominance over him and elevated your status in the business relationship. He's now no longer a partner - more like an employee.
Any of that help?
Hysterical!! First off, I found out where he is going...its about 20 miles south. Second, I had read here that a good cover story is an AI called Excellence....so thats what I said. ITs nearby, I think. Third, we travel on slightly diff days, so we don't have to share transport. Fourth, there is NO WAY this guy is going to be at DP. Seriously, This guy is wound so f**king tight I would bet that his AI has a "two bathing suit rule" where you have to wear TWO layers of swimwear lest one might have a wardrobe malfunction. This guy would NEVER EVER consider anything like this. You look up "prude" in the dictionary and this guy is there. He's a great business partner, but I would sooner vomit (as would my GF) before we would consider anything sexual with these guys. OMG. And its not that they are unattractive....they are perfectly good looking people...they just wouldn't know fun if it hit them over the head.
I am def going to say that we just chilled out, stayed at the AI (he's cheep as shit so he will understand the concept of not leaving the resort because its all inclusive) and hung on the beach. I'll blame lack of details on alcohol consumption and just ignore most of his questions when we get back LOL.