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Just wondering if most people visiting Pearl are from the States. On our last trip to the original desire I barely heard any language other then Am.English. It would be nice to hear that Pearl is more International ....

If you look at the top 10 countries that view these forums( on a percentile basis) it probably will reflect the same percentages that will be at either Desire on any given week.

Forum total views by country
1. United States 267,414 = 77 %
2. Canada 57,299 = 27 %
3. United Kingdom 7,484 = 2 %
4. Mexico 5,295 = 1.5 %
5. Australia 1,795 = .5 %
6. Austria 1,563 = .4 %
7. Germany 819 = .2 %
8. Brazil 818 = .2 %
9. Italy 800 = .2 %
10. Russia 699 = .2 %

Well, once again, I agree with CokeMann! It seems like I get a chance to speak English, Spanish and Italian each trip....there always seems to be a majority of people from the US, next largest would be Canadian then you'll get a mix of Mexican, Central and South American and one or two couples from Europe....oh, can't forget our favorite couple from Australia.

Personally, I love the diversity and always enjoy acting as interpreter for two hotties (my wife being one of them) who need help communicating! HA

E&J

So remember, there is a 27% chance that the person you are brushing up against in the Jacuzzi is Canadian and will have difficulty understanding American English. "Y'awl have a nice day" might be misconstrued as "You all have a nice lay". A wild sex orgy might ensue due to the language barrier. If that happens, STAY CALM and enjoy the situation. Few Canadians actually bite unless invited to do so - they are ever so polite. Research has also proven that Canadian women do tend to yell: "yes, Yes, YES!" ,like their American cousins, as they orgasm not the: "eh, Eh, EH!" presented in common literature. Remember, an informed tourist is better prepared to deal with the wildlife found at Desire Pearl.

Hypothetical Question, what if they are French Canadian? Do the women scream Oui, Oui,Oui?

Because French Canadian women are very sensitive about their male lovers, they NEVER yell "wee, Wee, WEE!" knowing that it can cause an immediate inferiority complex and erectile misfunction within 10 milliseconds of the last WEE!

We have been there twice and going back in December for our third trip - we have made friends with couples from Canada, Columbia, Spain, Germany, France and all over the US!

Do like us... go on American Thanks Giving week... the ratio is somewhat different.