Desirians wrote:Generally, the protocol is as follows:
1. Get horny (or more politely said, get in the mood)
2. Find an available bed.
3. Get two or more towels from the cubicles next to the hot tub and place them on the bed.
4. Hop onto the bed and have fun.
4.a. For extra sizzle, invite some friends to join you.
5. After the firework show is over, vacate bed and place used towels in a pile near the cubicles.
5.a. If other beds are available for others to use, post-coital snuggling and snoozing is acceptable.
6. Rinse off in the shower by the cubicles.
7. Jump back into the hot tub, high-five everyone, get yet another drink.
8. Grin ear-to-ear.
This post wound up being a factor in our decision to finally jump in and book a trip. Sounds amazing!