BOOKING/ARRIVAL:
- We booked during the sale week in November directly through Desire for 4 nights at Pearl with round trip USA transfers, using the link on this forum so that Wayne (Cokeman) could get a little kick back to keep the forums afloat. Direct flights to Cancun from a Southeastern HUB on American Air were uneventful. Immigration was a breeze, with my wife only worried about telling the immigration officer that we were headed to "Desire"...The Airport was busy for COVID standards and baggage took a bit, but then an easy search for USA Transfers and we were on our way to start our first NAKATION! Once in the SUV, I think the stress of the travel subsided, but was replaced by the anxious nervousness of what we had gotten ourselves into. The driver offered us 2 Coronas for $5, and that was the best beer I think I have ever had! He starts to question us on if we had been to Temptation, or RM, and was surprised that we jumped straight to Pearl.
We pulled up and were greeted by the usual friendly bellmen, temp scanned, checked in with a QR code scan COVID questionnaire, and told we could ditch the mask! We scheduled our COVID tests for 48 hour out from departure. A beautiful young lady from the concierge sat us down, and start to tell us about the resort and all the sexy times we were going to have. I could tell my wife was starting to get the "deer in the headlights" look, (a phrase only us country people may understand). We quickly downed another glass of champagne, and promptly said NO to scheduling the members presentation and set off to find some lunch around 2pm. As we walked out the lobby with that tantalizing fragrance, we took a moment to check in with each other..."You OK?" "You need some GATORADE?"..."Gatorade" was our safe word for "I'm uncomfortable and need to step back". It seemed like it could be used easily during a drunken uncomfortable situation. Note that they don't have Gatorade, we brought our own electrolyte packets for those couple mornings to follow! We stopped off at the spa to get changed into bathing suits and get a locker for our carry on bags. We were put into the same bathroom locker area to change. "We are supposed to change here? what if somebody sees us?" OH how that feeling will vanish, but for now, it was a legitimate concern. Despite tons of reading, planning, date night discussions, nothing can prepare us for that first "walk of fame" around the pool. I had on small black trunks, my wife with black thong bikini and a crochet wrap, we tried our best to not look out of place as we entered the pool area from the quiet end and walked to Aphrodite for lunch. That is where it hits you...breasts and cocks everywhere...OMG what have we gotten ourselves into?!?!. We sit down for lunch and start to process it all, and you know what, it starts to feel normal. Why can't there be a naked woman standing outside the window to the restaurant while I'm eating my guacamole? We find Horatio at the Pool (He and Victor work so hard) and he gets us set up right in between the quiet end and the activities end of the pool, right at the pool volleyball area which is where he would set us up every morning. By this time, they bellman had found us to let us know our room 73 was ready. We went to check it out and it was on the 3rd floor. I think they must have put us up there because we are young and can climb stairs, with a view over the quiet end of the pool. Once back to our chairs at the pool, the "When in Rome" mentalitly kicked in. Off came my shorts and off came my wife's top! We had been there an hour, one of the most freeing feelings and impossible to fully describe.
The next morning, Thursday, those words of exhaustion would be replaced by some of the best reconnection sex we have every had. Honestly, we would go to make love 10 times in some form that day! Our morning continued with our scheduled photo shoot with Jahel from Provoke photos. She has a gift and she broke us out of our shells in no time at all. We started in our room with some classy boudoir photos. We have both worked hard in our COVID inspired home gym the past several months to be ready for this shoot! I had even picked out some sexy Calvin Kleins to wear, but nope...I was to just be a naked prop for my wife! We packed a beach bag full of lingerie and resort wear and followed Jahel around the resort to different spots. My wife, the same one so unsure of us being here 8 hours earlier, walked buck ass naked (except for a sexy pair of strappy heels) from the mansion to the Lobby. The same Lobby we sat in less than 24 hours earlier in shock, we were now both naked getting beautiful photos taken. It is 10am, I'm sitting at the lobby bar, sipping Don Julio and watching my gorgeous wife take tasteful nude photos...There are some images that you take with you to the grave, and this was one. Best bar ever! Jahel gave us unforgettable memories in the Mansion, the Lobby, the Disco, the playroom, and naked on the beach! Nothing better than the beach volleyball game taking a pause to watch you take nude beach pictures! We bought a package (maybe twice what I was planning to spend) including digital files, photo book, and slideshow video. This almost 3 hours spent with Jahel set the tone for the rest of our trip, and we could not have been happier. Horatio had our chairs for us again at the pool for the rest of the day. We followed the standard flow of a day at Desire Pearl...pool, happy hour naked in the Jacuzzi, Dinner, drinks in lobby bar, change into theme night clothes, lobby bar dancing, Disco, Jacuzzi,. Thursday night was glow/neon night and the disco was really good that night. We finished the night off with some intimate moments at the Jacuzzi, and reveled in how we had really enjoyed the last 24 hours.
Friday morning we picked up our photo book and got our COVID tests took 10 minutes for the brain sample to come back negative. The front desk printed our results for us because I couldn't get the email to open on my phone. We spent Friday having awesome conversations with some really cool people in the pool. My only regret of the trip is not getting contact info from some of you, so if this review sounds familiar...please PM me, I would love to know if any of you are going back! Friday night was bunny/Casino night. After dinner, my wife looked smoking hot in one of her favorite lingerie sets and leftover easter basket bunny ears! They had set up black jack tables in the Mansion lobby, and we had a blast. We were playing with fake money,,,except tipping the dealers and bartenders in actual cash. Then there was a band in the lobby, followed by the amazing trapeze act by the Playmaker (Sia?What was Charlie's wife's name). Again, our group of new found friends went off to the Jacuzzi where we shut it down around 2am.
Saturday was our last full day and despite being up and pool side by 9am, it took some of the famous Green Juice and a couple liquid IV powders before we were moving again by about noon. We had to rally because the foam party started at 3. The wind kept the foam from really building up, but it was enough for some "what happens in the foam stays in the foam" shenanigans. Hot tub was packed that afternoon, mostly with just good conversation and the occasional fireball body shot. Saturday night was tropical/latin night an everyone looked hot! The show in the Disco was not great, just a little boring like what you would find at a Vanilla resort. It was our last night, and we tucked out a bit early to rest up before travel.
Sunday morning was uneventful check out. 20 min USA transfer ride, showed our Covid test to the attendant at the check in kiosk and again at the baggage drop off. There is one other COVID form at the airport that is a small tear off piece of paper to get and fill out. There is a digital option also, but the paper is easier. Our flight was delayed a couple hours so some last minute beers at Margarittaville, souvenir shopping, and on the way home we went.
So in conclusion, we will be back. Life gets busy and sometimes its hard to get away, but this place is magical. We are not in the lifestyle, but the sexy atmosphere has left us with fire for each other. If you are on the fence about going, do your homework, communicate with each other, and go! Be honest with each other and be honest with the new friends you make there. I can't wait to get my white bracelet!