Sorry forgot to mention upon arriving to theme/disco night wouldn’t you know it who is there to greet us the beautiful lovely hot hot hot Jessica (Entertainment Crew). We all hug say hi she introduces us to CoCo and I tell her we brought goodies for them to keep and for all of us to enjoy throughout the week.
Sunday morning the sun starts to peek through our room and I look over at the clock see it’s 5 am and think well it’s 7 back home. Start to wake the Cowboy up but he is completely exhausted, as our business was non stop till we left, so I throw something on and decide to see if the lobby bar still has that amazing coffee, whispering to him, I’m gonna go grab some coffee it’s after 7. Previous trips he always went up and grabbed me some coffee while I was waking up and getting ready for the day. Greeted by a great bartender with a smile he made me a nice strong flavorful cup of coffee just the way I remembered. I decide to take a stroll around the property hitting the pool area, thinking to myself wow it’s pretty quiet around here this morning other than the staff cleaning away for the day. Well better get back to the room before he fully awakes and I’m not there, I can just sit on the patio till he wakes. To my surprise he is awake asking me why I’m so wide awake and raring to go it’s only like 4 am back home. I’m like what do you mean its 2 hour difference he says yeah honey 2 hours back. OOOPPSS!! Oh well up and atem boy I know how to make up for that early wake up call. We eventually make it down for breakfast. Nice buffet set up, what no egg/pancake station??? Our servers, David & Luis, get our drink orders, I ask for the smoothie menu. What no more smoothie menu? No, but we can make one what would you like in it. Oh great ordered our fruit/yogurt smoothies and were also told can order from them eggs, omelets, pancakes, waffles, eggs benedict, huevos rancheros, etc. Great!! Breakfast was always great everyday!! Service top notch. Saw a few familiars from last year with smiles still, Rudy, G, David, Hector, Luis, Ricardo are all great. Everyday they asked what smoothie we wanted, always remembering I liked French Press Coffee and always seeing if we needed anything more. The same goes for lunch as well. Buffett, some days grill/fish station outside, 1 day had sushi bar. Soups were amazing, got my Pearl Club, Shrimp Tempura, Fish Tacos, etc….always above and beyond. Some days we had breakfast/lunch with different friends some days just us. No matter what we did it was a great day to energize and refuel for the day’s activities. It was definitely a step up from last year and we weren’t the only ones that complimented how much it actually improved on quality and service.
Pool side bartenders & wait staff Oscar, Julio, Oscar B, PePe, Ebe, & Fabliola all great. They make you always feel welcome and it was great to see they didn’t close the pool bar down at 4:40 pm like last year when it was to be open until 5pm daily. This year there were actually a couple of nights that they kept it open later as there was still a good size crowd enjoying themselves, including us.
Ok back onto the day!! Lot’s of poolside activities for everyone to enjoy or not whatever your thing is. We start to see even more familiar guests faces from last year and Cabo trips making our rounds through the pool saying hi to everyone. Get with Jared to get a couple of loungers to put our stuff and also letting him know where we would like to be the rest of the week, as our Tucson friends were staying in a Penthouse suite so they had either a beach bed or poolside chairs which ever they preferred. NONE of the 4 of us are members. Our friends knowing they wouldn’t be on the beach everyday gave them specific days they wanted the beach bed allowing others to make use of it and vice/versa for the pool chairs. We like to be where all the action is happening if you haven’t guessed day and night. Jared and Victor made sure our chairs were readily available all week even when other guests try to get them by getting up early and putting their things down on them. I didn’t feel comfortable moving someone’s things so Jared or Victor would and politely let the guests know they could get them another seat but they typically handle the seat assignments. Did we tip them right away? NO!! As last year we did and our seats were never available. We did tip at the end but only because they always went out of their way to get us extra towels when needed, adjusting the umbrella as needed, being our air pump when needed, yes I said air pump.
So after lunch we decide to start bringing some things out we brought with us as the staff was having a hard time getting people going in the pool area before pool volleyball. After All Sunday is a big transition day. First up Boobie/Pecker Inflatable/Floatable Beer Pong. Next Peter the 6 ft floating/inflatable wait can you guess PECKER. Yep he floats. Last the inflatable/floatable love dice. 1 dice ex rub, massage, lick, 2nd dice, ex neck, chest, ear, surprise.
Oh and of course I have to give Jessica her CANDY, the Pecker and Boobie Lollipops have arrived. Tucson hope you guys liked them. Jessica well she likes CANDY and I know a few gentlemen that were very happy watching her work that tongue on her Pecker Pops throughout the week. As Jessica gets the Beer Pong Game set up for the pool, due to lack of interest in other activities, Jared gets the honor being the air pump for Peter, pool bar full with lots of onlookers as we are all laughing away. Really didn’t know they didn’t have an actual air pump. Peter then becomes Jessica’s dance partner and our chair companion for the week hoping praying he makes it to the foam party on Saturday. Got a good crew together for pool volleyball everyday. In which we participated dailey. Tuesday they didn’t actually have one scheduled but that’s okay Charlie happily gave us use of the ball and cones upon asking. Up to the hot tub for happy hour.
The love dice followed but it was a pretty tame crowd. We socialized a bit watched the small bit of action that was going on then off to get ready for dinner with Tucson as we wanted to have dinner at Pearl that night. Dinner was perfect how do they make the most amazing desserts ever? Soups are always really good. Portions right on as we normally do a 4-5 course dinner when we're there. You can always ask for a double portion of something to or order more as some did many times. Ok back to change again.
Angel/Devil night: If you haven’t guessed we dress for as many theme nights as we can. Ok pretty much every single one. Sexy angel contest guests participate in this. So ladies start practising those sexy pole/strip/lap dances. LOL Yes I participated as a contestant did I win yes and no. No I didn’t win the Entertainment Crews prize, but I did win over a lot of smiles, grins, and friends that night. Including the one that counted Cowboy!! We danced and danced and danced. Yes we did notice they were playing the same disco music from the night before but the DJ’s took requests and they did play most of what we had requested. I started a conga line going around the disco and it was so much fun. I attempted to lead and I say attempted to lead most into the playroom just for fun to see whom would go and who wouldn’t and will say most knew it was just a spot to turn around although some did stay and play in there lol. That night we went to the hot tub but not too much was going on and decided to kick it up a notch in our room
After a bit of late night exercise we made our way back up to the lobby bar for some pizza. YUM!! Not normally a pizza gal but when you are dancing, drinking, hump hump humping you tend to work up an appetite and it will suffice.
Monday: Finally remembered to bring out the jello mix and Jessica gladly took to arrange to have them ready for my birthday and foam party amongst other times as there was more than enough to go around and around . More daily pool activities, hot tub, more friends coming and going. So far it’s been a fabulous trip and can’t wait for theme night that night as yep well my Cowboy had been preparing for it for the last 8 months. Chippendale contest (guests chippendale) I won’t go into detail because he doesn’t want to give his secrets out and yeah we had a lot of fun including other friends from previous trips and new ones for this it was great. Texas thanks for dropping his trousers so effectively!! Batman & Kirmet really appreciated it rippit rippit. Yes they really do make noise. ooops I wasn’t suppose to tell Ladies best seats are right up front on the little stools next to the NEW Lighted Raised disco stage. Warning though you might become someone’s prop here. Honey thank you for making me laugh so hard that night that I actually had muscle cramps. We danced and danced, lobby bar hellos and off to the hot tub. Oh yeah the hot tub was steaming that night as well as the beds. Reminder when you use the bed can you politely take your used towels to the hamper by the cubby and drop them in there. That night I decided to show my appreciation for my lap dance, however we got a really poor attitude from the bartender on staff that night around 1am. This was the one and only time did we encounter this. He acted like we were bothering him when ordering drinks and we asked him to have someone clean off the beds so we could use them he just told us to do it ourselves. Really??? We eventually made it up to a clean bed thanks to Cowboy. Tucson and us were still the only ones around the hot tub and beds when we finally made it back to our room, oh wait pit stop for pizza then room.
I have never been snorkeling and wanted to do this for so long but was a bit apprehensive to do this. Reasons not in the best of shape, don’t do too well on the Ocean waves and little boats, 3 months non smoker and lungs still learning to breathe again. But Tucson and Cowboy assured me I would be okay as they all have been so they arranged with the dive shop on site for us to go to the reef on Tuesday. I’m so so glad we did this. Loved it so amazing saw so many things would have never ever seen had I not done this. Thank you Francis our guide he was great. Highly recommend doing this but make sure you negotiate don’t just go with first price offered.
More pool activities, hot tub socializing love dice went around for awhile that was fun!! Cowboy and I had dinner together that night as we didn’t want to eat so early. Well let’s just say we made use of the plunge pool after happy hour hot tub time. Note don’t ask someone oh hi how are you doing when you obviously know how they're doing as you walk by watching. Really come on!!
Dinner @ Pearl was great got to meet the Chef, in which he came out and invited us to a special Chef prepared dinner on Saturday are last night there do to schedule conflicts that was the only time allotted. We happily accepted. Off to change for Theme/Disco!!
Leather/Lace what’s not to love. The show was eroctic lustful dancers it was good not memorable. Danced Danced Danced some more. Was trying to take it easy as the next day was my birthday and wanted to make sure I was prepared for what was to come as I knew something was in the works just wasn’t sure what it was. So we had a great night with Holland & Texas having drinks at the lobby bar as we counted down till midnight for my birthday. Holland likes Monkey’s butt and frankly so do I licking the chocolate out of a shot glass. What’s not to love Liqueur 43, Bailey’s, and Chocolate (may be forgetting something here). Stay tuned you don’t want to miss the big big birthday details!!!! Yahwzee how is he ever gonna top this one!! Let alone me top it!!