Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

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Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby waab76 » Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:04 pm

Sitting in the United Club across from gate A9 at SeaTac waiting for our 10:30 PDT flight to Houston to catch our 7:30 CDT flight to Cancun. As I mentioned in the title, this is our 4th Desire trip, but the first to Pearl (we LOVE RM! Can Africa and CiCi come to Pearl for the week?). We are taking advantage of the Sexy, Young, and Wild Month thing to bring a very dear friend along. She booked different flights and is currently having dinner in San Francisco. She'll be arriving at the resort a couple hours ahead of us, but we should all be there in time for the foam party tomorrow afternoon.

If you want to follow along with our trip, I (Mr) will be posting regular updates here while both Mrs and I (and maybe our friend Muffin) will be posting to our twitter account (@BirdsCancun) throughout the week.

Right now, the big questions to be answered this week are as follows:
    - How will Pearl's in-pool afternoon foam party compare to RM's dry-land evening foam party?
    - How will the beach stack up to RM in terms of beach beds, drink service, and lookey-loo traffic?
    - How will the rooms compare? We booked a master suite with plunge pool, so we know it's going to be bigger than the RM garden or ocean view rooms, but will it sleep 3 comfortably? And can 2 ladies both greet ready for the disco at the same time?
    - Will there be any food surprises? At RM, we were surprised (and amused) by dishes that looked like one thing but turned out to be something else entirely. We called them fauxnuts, after the seemingly donuts that turned out to be just white bread encountered on our first trip. And don't get me wrong, we LOVE finding fauxnuts. It's hilarious. We hear the food at Pearl is good, but it isn't Desire for us without a fauxnut.
    - How is the Pearl hot tub?
    - Is the quiet end of the pool actually quiet?
    - will there be a red-headed detective on property to entertain Muffin?

Stay tuned to find the answers to these fascinating questions and to hear all about our Mapache Family Vacation.
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Re: Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby yoyo » Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:17 pm

Jajajaja :L

Looking very forward and tuned for your reports !!! :D
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Re: Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby WhiteSands » Sat Aug 16, 2014 2:57 am

Looking forward to updates! And you have a new follower on Twitter!
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Re: Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby maltesefalcon » Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:36 am

Ooh, a mystery! Can't wait to watch this plot develop 8)
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Re: Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby tan44 » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:05 am

Thank you for your live trip report.
Will be checking daily.
Have fantastic vacation !
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Re: Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby waab76 » Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:39 am

Day 0
    Due to an inability to come up with a better Friday afternoon plan, we arrived at the airport several hours ahead of schedule. We did a bit of walking around, had a delicious fish and chips dinner at Anthony's, and then got ourselves settled in the United Club. The free booze was ok. The free cookies were quite good. The free electricity was a godsend. With devices fully charged, we boarded the 11PM redeye to Houston. We should have slept, but we watched Captain America: The Winter Soldier instead.
Day 1
    We arrived in Houston at 4:45 AM CDT, 15 minutes before the United Club opened. Once the club opened, we found a quiet corner and got settled to wait for our 7:30AM flight to Cancun. I went up to the third floor of the club (it's a very large, very nice club) to have a hot shower and change clothes. My lovely wife took a 2 hour nap in her chair. At the appointed time, we boarded our flight, flew, and arrived in Cancun at 9:30AM.

We are used to arriving in Cancun on Saturday afternoon, so the total lack of lines for immigration, luggage, and customs at 9:30 on Saturday morning were a bit of a surprise. We breezed through the airport (even the time share drones weren't that aggressive at such an early hour) and quickly located the rep for our transfer to the resort. Since we always use a friend's membership weeks, we get the transfer as part of our package. Apparently the resort is now using All Do Tours for the transfer instead of TransBeach. Whatever. We waited about 10 minutes for the large, comfy Chevy Suburban to arrive and had a nice ride to Pearl, arriving before 11.

Our travel companion was already in the lobby waiting for us, having flown separately and arrived even earlier on the redeye from San Francisco. We checked in, got our black string bracelets, and were handed off to Emmanuel. We assumed - wrongly - that he was part of the butler staff. Actually, he was there to give us a very soft pitch for the coupon book and time share program. They want their members to switch to the new program, but they don't want to lose them by being too pushy. We said we'd think about it. He left us with a packet of info and we spent some time talking to our travel companion. Just before noon, Carlos - an actual butler - told us our room was ready.

Carlos grabbed our bags and led us to room 20, which was the room we requested. It's a ground-floor master suite with a plunge pool and 2 queen beds. Carlos gave is the welcome packed we were expecting from Emmanuel with our coupons for two 25 minute relaxing massages and a lobster dinner (hooray for Premiere). He did a very good job of making us feel welcome and answering all of our questions. He even called housekeeping to ensure we had 3 of everything they normally give you 2 of because we have three in the room.

We unpacked, chose bathrooms (I get the huge master bath that has a shower built for 12, the girls get the front bathroom because it has the tub), and got changed for lunch. We grabbed a table on the beach and had lunch from the small buffet they had set up. The food was ok, not great. Jared, the beach concierge came over and got us set up with three chairs under a big umbrella which are now ours for the week.

2:00 rolled around and the foam party started. We watched from the sidelines, but didn't jump in. Before the foam party was half over, everyone had migrated out of the foam to do shots at the pool bar. We wandered over to the now-open hot tub and got to know Fabian, the bartender. We ran into some friends from our last trip to RM (they bought a membership because of us and had been hoping they'd see us again so they could say thanks) and made some new friends. There was a bit of PDA/PDS going on around the hot tub, but not more than we're used to seeing at RM.

As 5:00 approached, we went back to the room to clean up and think about dinner. Unfortunately, the lack of sleep and abundance of alcohol caught up with me and I crashed hard, as did our traveling companion. My poor wife had to dine alone at Aphrodite. Now it's 7:30AM on Sunday. I'm fresh and well-rested, my wife - having gone to bed at a decent hour - is sleeping like a normal person who's still on PDT, and our traveling companion is in her bed sleeping the sleep of "how much did I drink last night?" I'm sure it will be bacon-and-coffee time soon.

Also, I should add that while we were told that wi-fi reception in the rooms may not be so great due to the thick concrete walls, I'm not having any problems connecting.
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Re: Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby FromSeattle » Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:32 am

Keep them coming. We'll be there in 8 days and a wake up. I can't wait!
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Re: Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby yoyo » Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:50 am

We want also the sensous details !! :D
Thanks !!
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Re: Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby waab76 » Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:03 pm

Day 2 - Thanks to the early bedtime on Day 1, we were up relatively early by Mapache standards. We toddled over to Aphrodite for the breakfast buffet. As reported by many others, breakfast was good. Eggs from the kitchen. Fruit, bread, meats both hot and cold, cereal, and yogurt on the buffet. The coffee was piping hot and the orange juice was both orange and cold. There were a couple of "fauxnut" level surprises. The empty empanadas (emphasis on the "nada"?), the French toast that turned out to be a ham sandwich. Very fun.

Following breakfast, we went back to our room and chilled on our patio. Room 20 has a great patio. After sitting and plunging and plunging and sitting, we moved to our spot on the beach. Victor, Jared's morning guy, got us three chairs under one of the palapas down at the Aphrodite end of the beach. We sat in our shade, Martin brought us drinks, Andre read our dirty books. D&S from Chicago (and from here on the boards) stopped by to chat. It's their first Desire trip and I think they'll be coming back.

We didn't really do lunch, just snacked on the pizza that was available. Around 3, we transitioned back to the room for a pre-dinner nap. Napping, bathing, getting dressed, and we were back to Aphrodite for a 6:00 Italian dinner. Salad was ok, soup was uninspiring, the beef tenderloin - the ones that weren't a bit overlooked - was perfection on a plate. Desserts (creme brûlée, tiramisu, and some philo dough concoction) were disappointing. Tomorrow we stick to the chocolate volcano.

Back to the room to change for disco - Arabian Nights night. The entertainment was the same troupe of belly dancers "direct from Spain - that we've seen at Riviera Maya many times. They were lovely and entertaining as always.

So how does the Pearl disco compare to Riviera Maya? It's smaller, more ornately decorated (holy shit, the vaulted brick ceilings that they try so hard to hide with gaudy light fixtures...I'd kill for those ceilings), and not as lively. When the music started after the show, maybe 10 couples hit the floor with 20 more couples in the room. Couples began exiting at a rate of about 3 per song. Within 30 minutes, the dance floor was empty and there were 5 couples in the whole place. Some went into the play room, but most went out the front door. Mrs Mapache asked the bartender if this was typical and he reported that it was. He said everyone was going to the hot tub, but our view of the hot tub from our patio showed that less than half the folks who had left the disco ended up at the hot tub.

Someone told us that Riviera Maya had more of a "party" atmosphere and we assumed they were talking about the level of bumpy-grindy-humpy-naughty-time activity. Turns out they were talking about the overall level of social activity after sunset. We are hoping that what we saw was just a side effect of "Sunday is a transition day" stuff. Maybe having a more stable population during the week will lead to more disco and hot tub fun? I guess time will tell.
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Re: Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby yoyo » Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:39 pm

No playroom fun ? no hottub fun on sunday day 2 ??? LOL :D
thanks for your reports !
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Re: Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby waab76 » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:54 am

Day 3 - made if out of the room a little after 10 for breakfast at Aphrodite. Back to the room for sunscreen and then to the beach, where Jared moved us from our set of chairs to one of the beds. The beds here at Pearl are larger than the ones at RM. We were less than impressed with the drink service on the beach today. Don't know if the beach waitress (Fabiola?) was stretched too thin or what, but we had to get most of our drinks from the bar ourselves.

After a few hours, we decided to get a bite of lunch. We walked back to Aphrodite and were told that shirts were required for men to dine indoors. We are used to the open-air lunch at RM where as long as your junk is covered, you're ok. Also, we found it odd that they provide flip-flops and towels at the entrance to Aphrodite if flip-flops and a towel isn't enough to get you in the door. Anyway, grabbed a shirt from the room and enjoyed a very interesting buffet lunch. Several buffet items were far spicier than expected (the fish and the green olives). Maybe tomorrow we'll try ordering off the menu.

After lunch, it was back to the room to relax in the plunge pool. Mr and Muffin each made a trip through the grass to the hot tub bar to get a round of drinks. Mr probably got more dirty looks than Muffin even though there was literally nobody in the hot tub and only two couples laying out on the beds. Sorry folks, not being a creep... Just looking for a round of drinks to take back to the girls on the patio.

As 6:00 rolled around, we started getting ready for dinner at Pearl. It was French food night at Pearl and our waiter turned out to be Martin, the guy who set the beach drink service bar so high yesterday. The food was great. At RM, all 3 restaurants share a single kitchen, so they're all consistent quality-wise and they all pull from the same pool of desserts. Here, Aphrodite and Pearl obviously have separate kitchen facilities and whoever is doing desserts at Pearl is head and shoulders above the dessert chef at Aphrodite.

After dinner, it was back to the room to change for Naughty Schoolgirl night at the disco. We got ready a little too quickly (possibly because we ate relatively early) and wound up wandering the grounds to kill time before the disco opened since we weren't interested in the band playing in the lobby. We visited Fabian at the hot tub bar and met some nice folks from Shreveport who were delighted to meet the resident threesome (apparently we're like Desire celebrities or something). We then sat near the quiet end of the pool to watch the lightning show from the storm that was blowing in.

As 10:00 neared, we made our way back to the disco. We walked in just as the staff was finishing cleaning and arranging the place probably still 15 minutes before the lobby band wrapped their set. Muffin had a quick chat with the DJ about playing some nice ambient music before the crowd arrived and then she came back to where Mr & Mrs were sitting and did a lovely dance for us. The lobby band finished and people piled in for the schoolgirl contest. Ms Portugal put on the most outrageous show but for the finals it came down to our friend Sundae and Ms Brit who stole it by bringing the most friends to the disco.

After the contest, we weren't impressed with the dance floor scene, so we took a quick stroll around the property that ended back on our patio. Our big thought for the day was just how empty this place feels compared to RM. No place you go here (beach, pool, restaurant) ever seems to be more than half full. The disco starts pretty full, but it's so small that it only takes 20 or 25 couples to fill it up. With only 88 rooms, we realize that Pearl is a smaller resort than RM, but it still feels like half the people here must be hiding in their rooms at any given time. Maybe that's why Pearl is the serene resort while RM is the party resort. We don't consider ourselves party people, but we're finding that we like to be close enough to a party to join when we feel like it and we're missing the RM vibe.
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Re: Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby waab76 » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:20 am

Day 4 - Breakfast at Aphrodite. Quality relaxation time on the beach bed. Mr had a 1:00 relaxing massage appointment at the spa from which he returned appropriately relaxed and smelling of oils and lotions.

The day really got rolling in the mid afternoon when we decided to walk into Puerto Morelos for some shopping. It's really not far if you walk down the beach, but it was a very warm walk and it's a good thing we applied lots of sunscreen before leaving. Shopping in Puerto Morelos is a lot like going to Mercado 28 in Cancun. There are a lot of locally- made, hand- painted pottery and wood items, tons of cheap touristy tee shirts, wrestler masks, seashells, Cuban cigars, hats, leather goods, etc.. You're not going to find real (or fake) Gucci bags. You're also not going to find price tags. Be prepared to haggle. The sellers will take American dollars, they'll even haggle in dollars, but making change in dollars can take some time.

We got a nice seashell wind chime for $13, a pottery plant box for $30, and a set of hand carved, hand painted wooden bowls for $56. We also got three huge margaritas and two bottles of water for $21 plus tip at the luchador themed restaurant at the end of the shopping strip. We were told there was more shopping in the middle of town, but we just stayed on the first street from the beach (walked in from the small pier by the lighthouse and went left down the first street).

We made it back to Pearl a little after 4 and called room service for some sandwiches to nibble while we cooled off in the plunge pool. A few hours later, we got dressed for dinner and headed to Pearl (the restaurant) for Mediterranean night.

The menu for Mediterranean night looked a lot like the menu from Il Piacere, the "Italian" restaurant at Desire Riviera Maya. The food was all delicious, though there were a few fauxnut-level surprises. The"plain" rolls actually contained pieces of ham. Also, the cannelloni was full of onions, much to my wife's chagrin.

We did see the restaurant fill up tonight, which was the first time we've ever felt like the resort was actually populated. Also, we saw the first appearance of a character that is going to become very important later in the story. An older gentleman who was not appropriately dressed for dinner in Pearl (shorts, sandals, and a tee shirt) stumbled up to Hector's podium drink in hand and wife close behind only to get turned away presumably because he didn't meet the dress code. He then wandered over to the windows along the side of the restaurant and pressed his face up against it to get a look inside.

We finished our dinner, did a quick outfit change back in the room, and made it back to get a good spot in the disco for the evening's show - a new act called "naughty girls". It was a dance group do four lovely, scantily clad, local young ladies and one equally scantily clad man. They did a couple of songs as a full group and one with just the lead girl and the guy that was really incredible (how did he not get her tangled in the chandelier with all those lifts and throws?) and then the show went COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILS.

WARNING: I am about to say things that may strike some as inappropriately judgmental, particularly given my statements elsewhere on these forums about what an open, accepting, and non-judgmental group Desire guests are. However, I feel like we need to keep an eye out for bad behavior and call it out when we see it rather than just letting it go in the name of being open, friendly, and non-judgmental.

They brought out a (Muffin insists "tape dispenser shaped") sex cushion on which two of the girls stripped and danced. They were then joined by the other two girls and the guy, who began pulling people from the audience and arranging them around the cushion in a rather erotic display. Things were going fine until one of them pulled in guess who - our friend from Pearl, the creepy old dude. Creepy old dude began inappropriately touching other guests and the dancers. Then creepy old dude dropped his pants and started pointing his bits at other guests and the dancers. As he ground his creepy old junk into his wife's behind, the dancers literally fled the room. The lights came up and the DJ started spinning disco music as the entertainment staff tried to clear away the dancers' props. Creepy Grandpa McDrop-Trow continued to shuffle around the floor "dancing" with his pants around his ankles and his junk swaying in the breeze until Mrs Creepy Grandpa McDrop-Trow made him pull them back up.

We quickly evacuated the dance floor area to have a look at the play room. The play room was totally empty, so Muffin and Mr helped Mrs get into the swing. Muffin says a few other couples poked their heads in while Mr and Mrs were focused on the swing and we have to take her word for it. Some people have suggested that if you want to use the swing in the evening, you should sneak in during the day to get it properly adjusted to fit his height and her legs and body. That is a great idea and we should have done that. Don't get me wrong, it was fun even though it was too low and the leg straps weren't quite right. If it had been properly adjusted while we were totally sober, it might have been even more fun.

We cleaned up after ourselves in the play room and went back to drop off our clothes in the room before proceeding to the hot tub. Fabian - our favorite bartender in the world - topped off our drinks and we sat on the sideline enjoying the night air and the show going on around us. We chatted with a lovely couple from Calgary and then realized that Creepy Grandpa McDrop-Trow was floating around in the hot tub unaccompanied by his Mrs. Mrs McDrop-Trow appeared by the side of the hot tub, said a few words to Creepy Grandpa McDrop-Trow, then walked away. We decided we didn't like the idea of sharing space with the creep, and moved our little party back to our plunge pool.

We will be keeping an eye out for Creepy Grandpa McDrop-Trow for the remainder of our stay.
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Re: Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby K&S4Fun&Sun » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:34 am

Great reporting. And...yeah...CGMcDT sounds like a real tool. No pun intended. I do not think you are being judgmental, simply observing what in any setting is boorish behavior. Keep up the good work.
Have a great day! Hope to see you in the future.
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Re: Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby yoyo » Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:30 pm

jajajajajjaja LOL Creepu Grandpa ! enjoying your Live reports !!! :D
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Re: Live Report - Aug 16-23. 2014 - 4th Desire, 1st Pearl

Postby BigB&CrazyK » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:05 pm

This thread is not only a really great trip report, but funny as hell!!

This reminds us of the time the Mrs here got followed around by a creepy grandpa in the jacuzzi at Pearl and he kept trying to stick his member against her every chance he got!
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