9/12-9/19/2015 trip report

[Jasonky]

My wife and I just returned from a wonderful week at the Pearl ( 9/12-9/19 ). We noticed several changes and felt back at home, but only much sexier! We are both athletic and enjoyed all the activities the resort had to offer. Being our second time many of the shows were the same as last year as well as the pool games. I would like to use the forum to urge the management to mix things up from time to time. Many of the repeaters we spoke to are growing weary of the same shows and pool games... I know the current roster has been in place some time and now the staff is providing some of the evening entertainment. That's all good! The stripper show and the Cirque du Soleil show were exactly the same as last year in September. Some new shows would be greatly appreciated. I would love to see some new pool games introduced as well. Possibly a scavenger hunt (Great way to meet new people), identify your partner game blindfolded (that would be hilarious) or a sex trivia game. Bring back the water basketball! My wife and I ready enjoyed the sensual massage class taught by the beautiful and talented Liz!!! The disco looked like a crime scene after we left with all the oil, feathers, chocolate and caramel covering the beds and floor. Sorry Liz, but everyone had sex when you walked out of the room. I would like to apologize on behalf of all the couples that participated…. I think in addition to the pole dancing classes how about a stripe tease class for the men? I’m certain my wife would love for me to learn a routine…. My wife and I also enjoyed the yoga class taught by the limber and extremely sexy Nessy! I had no idea I could bend those ways. My wife and I now are going to try some sexual gymnastics now…

The food was amazing! We loved the top shelf drinks! The staff was always there to please! The entertainment staff was incredible. The room was always cleaned and stocked up. The resort was at 100% capacity and we never had any trouble getting into a restaurant for a meal. Pool chairs were somewhat of a challenge, but get there early and mark your spot. If you are a gym rat, it is all new equipment and amazing!!!

The guests always make the trip! We met some incredible folks and made a lot of new friends. We are a non swinger couple and figured 20-30% of the crowd there were swinging like monkeys! They were all respectful and put on some really hot shows for everyone in the hot tub! There were a few cock and vagina body shot shows in the hot tub ( 12 couples at one point). Note: Don’t use monkey sperm shot ladies. Needless to stay, soon after starting the ladies had to jump in the water because there was a burning sensation once the sperm shot reached the vag…. Oops!!! It was like rats jumping off a sinking ship!! We noticed most men went totally naked while most women keep their bottoms on. Cum on ladies!?!?! Guys don’t worry about walking around with a chub. The ladies really seem to like to give us a few rubs then suddenly need a fresh cocktail from the bar. My wife gets a good laugh out of it.. For you new bee’s thinking about going, don’t worry about your body type. You will see mandingo dick’s and not so much. Huge titties and not so much. Really fit people and not so much. The bottom line, YOU ARE SEXY IN YOUR SKIN AND YOUR PARTNER LOVES YOU!!! Go to Desire to experience a sexual charge like none other!!! Eat, drink, f**k and be merry!!! Life is good, Live it!!! Now where is my wife? I just got horny writing this review…

[etxcouple]

Come on September 2016 !!! Great review!

[Goodtimes2]

Great post. Appreciate the candid style. How was the seaweed?

[goldfish1]

How was the service in the dining rooms? Is "G" still there? I hope so. Wife and I are returning soon!

[etxcouple]

How was the service in the dining rooms? Is "G" still there? I hope so. Wife and I are returning soon!

G was still there last month. Great guy, good service, and always a smile!

[youme69]

G was just moved to the lobby, not sure of his position but he stands at the podium outside when you drive up and handles your luggage. Still has that big grin on his face!!

[bama1992]

We enjoyed the body shots Jason, 1st time ever experiencing anything like that.
Jeff & Jackie