First timer's Trip report October 16 through 22, 2017
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:49 amWe are first timers who just returned from DP. We are not LS (but it was sure fun watching y'all) and were a little concerned but most of the trip reports put us at ease. About three weeks out the wife got very excited buying costumes from the online sexy stores...it was a great anticipation builder. We laughed about how many clothes we were taking to a nude resort..we needed a suitcase just for shoes even though we wore flip flops 95% of the time. Anyway....when we arrived at Pearl we breezed right through check in (some people complained about it but we had zero problems - we said no thanks to the presentation). We where escorted to our room ..it was about 5pm. I looked out the window and there was virtually no one at the pool??? Well we decided to throw caution to the wind and slathered each other with sun tan lotion and we slipped out the patio door and into the sunlight..fully naked...Wow it felt great! We headed for the hot tub and found "the party"! As we entered the tub area there were already three different couples having sex on the beds...we looked at each other and started laughing!!!! What had we gotten ourselves (mostly me ) into! I kissed her at the tub steps and said Geronimo! as we entered the swirling naked rave! Within seconds we were greeted by people and asked about our new experience, our length of stay and all matter of conversation. There was a great party scene but no unwanted touching or grabbing. It was a cocktail party in the nude..how fun is that! We immediately made friends with several people and got quite a buzz going....My wife Dani stared off with wine and I had my standard GT but it wasn't long before someone introduced us to 1921 Cream Tequila....Wow! The only way this gets better is to taste if off a nipple so I poured my second glass over my wife's boobs and devoured her! An hour in and we've done our first body shot..I think I like this place! The party broke up about 7pm so we headed back to the room to shower and change for dinner. We headed to the Pearl for dinner, and my wife looked amazing in a short tight black dress with a dive down the center to show off her beautiful "real" breasts! (side note..she is two years removed from breast cancer. it was detected very early and they were able to save her breasts which are magnificent C+'s. My wife is the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on, even in a place like this which was overflowing with gorgeous women). I digress...the mood at the restaurant was sexy and romantic. Our food was very good. We headed back to the room and I could hardly stand it...but she was dedicated to driving me insane so I watched her undress and slip into her costume. It was Burlesque night and she had an awesome costume from the 1920's. again she slipped it on and just like dinner..not a stitch underneath...agony and ecstasy! We headed to the show and listened to a 70's 80's rock band that was quite good...then it was off to the disco! We had a blast dancing and the playlist was good..a mix of 80's 90's and a little hip hop and techno (my two least fav's) We love to dance though and dancing with a woman in a short skirt with no panties on is really awesome! We drank, danced and groped each other .... without a care in the world...in the middle of the dance floor. This was the sexiest night of our lives....until the next night and then next night..and then...well you get the point! After the disco ran out of steam about one Am we went back to the room. We had already met so many nice people and several of them told us "see you in the tub" so we planned to get changed (naked) and head on over...well we got back to the room and we were both super sexually charged up and I was dying to f**k her in that costume so we had amazing 1920's sex and then headed to the tub! The tub was hoping just as much as had been at 5pm. It was mostly loud talking and laughing with a few couples making out here and there and of course there were a few couples on the beds doing the wild thing....8 hours in and the public sex didn't even effect us...it was just folks getting it on... good for them! We met more great people and socialized until about 2:30am. We had now been up for 24 hours as our day had started in the Pacific Northwest at 2:30 am the day before...Night time!
The days went like this from then on with a little deviation...breakfast at about 8:30...walk down the beach about a mile and get amazing messages on the beach for 30 bucks for an hour...walk back and hang at the pool....play water polo or volleyball...these game get real competitive! a small bite to eat and lots of pool drinks! Hot tub from 4 to 6..power nap dinner and then the disco....hot tub. We sneaked away after 1am on three nights to make love on the beach beds or in the bed on the quiet side. The warm breezes and the sound of the surf were amazing and we never had any one but the occasional security guy come by..on the first night we scurried to cover ourselves with a towel but by night three we just kept grinding away as he passed...That's our kind of wild....this place is so fun!
There were a few minor negatives:
The rooms are just okay..they need an upgrade here (see Now Sapphire rooms for what a 4+ room looks like) Ours had bolts sticking out from the ceiling??
The Disco Music became stale..Way too much hip hop and techno...understand who your audience is...average age at Pearl is 50 something. We like 80 through 2000's dance music and rock. It seemed like the DJ was just playing his favorite music..he was 20 something.
Okay that's it for negativity now the great stuff!
The sexy vibe of this place cannot be overstated...We had the sexiest time here and the best sex of our lives....I can't wait to see if we can maintain it or if we'll need more than one trip per year. Every night in the Disco my wife had something very sexy on and something short enough to see the bottom half of her ass...school girl..leather skirt for BSMD Night etc and each night our friends got a little braver...at one point my wife said I've never had my ass slapped so many times! In any other situation I would have punched someone..but this place is just..different, we just laughed about it. As stated earlier we are not LS people but it seemed like I was having crazy sex with a different woman every night..my wife went crazy... We even dared entered the playroom one night..we had to see what was behind the curtain...there was only one couple inside and they were full "engaged"..we stumbled into the couch next to the curtain and started making out..another couple came in just as my wife unzipped my pants and began sucking my cock..I looked around and then back at her..She was totally into me now this was crazy...people were having sex within feet of us and my baby was there in the middle of it working hard to make me cum in her mouth..and before long she got her payout..she had a smile on her face I will never forget! This place rocks!
The staff: Everyone was amazing and obviously Mia is the bomb but I'd like to recognize Fernando and his crew at the pool bar...great drinks and service and always a smile. In Aphrodite Javier, Marquez and Enrique were terrific...Marquez was equally awesome at the fish BBQ.
Alberto at the pool was terrific and I finally met the legendary Victor on my second to last day. We just bull-shitted about life..He is a great guy you'd love to just have beers with.
The entertainment from the staff is amazing. The Russian gymnast turned chef, the guy from maintenance and Kia could all go to work tomorrow for Cirque Du Soleil...they really are that good!
The chip N dale and stripper nights where guests are involved are fun if they don't pick you....The gal from Texas who won the stripper contest really had fun with it..she was awesome!
The food was good. We have done three other Mexican all inclusive's and this had the best food by far! The best meal is the fish BBQ on the beach....Fresh Pargo (snapper) mussels, oysters, giant shrimp and salmon. All on a huge open BBQ. Fantastic!
And last but not least the people... we met so many great people...I hesitate to use their names even on this site but we met the greatest people from Florida, Texas, Virginia, Georgia, Portugal, Montreal, New Jersey, West Virginia and Iowa to name a few. I was also amazed that while we were all crazy naked people there was none of the divisiveness that we are to believe is all around us. There were people there who leaned right and left and we all got along and respected each other...It was just the greatest experience..We can't wait to go back! At Desire Pearl you don't have to be a swinger to have a swingin' good time!
The days went like this from then on with a little deviation...breakfast at about 8:30...walk down the beach about a mile and get amazing messages on the beach for 30 bucks for an hour...walk back and hang at the pool....play water polo or volleyball...these game get real competitive! a small bite to eat and lots of pool drinks! Hot tub from 4 to 6..power nap dinner and then the disco....hot tub. We sneaked away after 1am on three nights to make love on the beach beds or in the bed on the quiet side. The warm breezes and the sound of the surf were amazing and we never had any one but the occasional security guy come by..on the first night we scurried to cover ourselves with a towel but by night three we just kept grinding away as he passed...That's our kind of wild....this place is so fun!
There were a few minor negatives:
The rooms are just okay..they need an upgrade here (see Now Sapphire rooms for what a 4+ room looks like) Ours had bolts sticking out from the ceiling??
The Disco Music became stale..Way too much hip hop and techno...understand who your audience is...average age at Pearl is 50 something. We like 80 through 2000's dance music and rock. It seemed like the DJ was just playing his favorite music..he was 20 something.
Okay that's it for negativity now the great stuff!
The sexy vibe of this place cannot be overstated...We had the sexiest time here and the best sex of our lives....I can't wait to see if we can maintain it or if we'll need more than one trip per year. Every night in the Disco my wife had something very sexy on and something short enough to see the bottom half of her ass...school girl..leather skirt for BSMD Night etc and each night our friends got a little braver...at one point my wife said I've never had my ass slapped so many times! In any other situation I would have punched someone..but this place is just..different, we just laughed about it. As stated earlier we are not LS people but it seemed like I was having crazy sex with a different woman every night..my wife went crazy... We even dared entered the playroom one night..we had to see what was behind the curtain...there was only one couple inside and they were full "engaged"..we stumbled into the couch next to the curtain and started making out..another couple came in just as my wife unzipped my pants and began sucking my cock..I looked around and then back at her..She was totally into me now this was crazy...people were having sex within feet of us and my baby was there in the middle of it working hard to make me cum in her mouth..and before long she got her payout..she had a smile on her face I will never forget! This place rocks!
The staff: Everyone was amazing and obviously Mia is the bomb but I'd like to recognize Fernando and his crew at the pool bar...great drinks and service and always a smile. In Aphrodite Javier, Marquez and Enrique were terrific...Marquez was equally awesome at the fish BBQ.
Alberto at the pool was terrific and I finally met the legendary Victor on my second to last day. We just bull-shitted about life..He is a great guy you'd love to just have beers with.
The entertainment from the staff is amazing. The Russian gymnast turned chef, the guy from maintenance and Kia could all go to work tomorrow for Cirque Du Soleil...they really are that good!
The chip N dale and stripper nights where guests are involved are fun if they don't pick you....The gal from Texas who won the stripper contest really had fun with it..she was awesome!
The food was good. We have done three other Mexican all inclusive's and this had the best food by far! The best meal is the fish BBQ on the beach....Fresh Pargo (snapper) mussels, oysters, giant shrimp and salmon. All on a huge open BBQ. Fantastic!
And last but not least the people... we met so many great people...I hesitate to use their names even on this site but we met the greatest people from Florida, Texas, Virginia, Georgia, Portugal, Montreal, New Jersey, West Virginia and Iowa to name a few. I was also amazed that while we were all crazy naked people there was none of the divisiveness that we are to believe is all around us. There were people there who leaned right and left and we all got along and respected each other...It was just the greatest experience..We can't wait to go back! At Desire Pearl you don't have to be a swinger to have a swingin' good time!
