We have a funny Africa story from last  Oct. 
Just another sexy naked day at the beach and I was feeling like a swim, a long swim. My wife and I were sunning beachside and I felt like I was missing our on my long distance ocean swims like I enjoy at home. 
So I headed off, past the swim markers, and out to sea, naked of course, to go check out the reef. I'm super comfortable in the ocean, I am aware of the boats and the reef looked like there was a wave on it so why not. 
As many of you know the reef is a ways away so I was gone for a while. My wife was not concerned but some guests were and Africa was super annoyed. My wife and friend told her all would be ok and sure enough they saw me headed back after 40 mins. It was a glorious swim; good visibility on the reef and just naked me and the fishes. Perfect. My only worries was that my ass would be sunburnt. 
Africa was not happy when I walked back to our beach bed. She said I must talk to security, which I agreed to do. While waiting for them I rehydrated and enjoyed another fine margarita. Africa explained once again that guests must not swim past the barrier and I was to wait to talk to security.
 I asked Africa if the problem was that I was not wearing clothes and she went from super serious to laughing. I continued to joke with her, "Is this because I have no pants...?."  She laughed, made me promise not to swim so far again and called off security. Another fun afternoon at Desire RM! 
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